Found this matty hair clump at the bus stop near the salvation army*. I shampooed and conditioned it OBV!!! But i think it works.
I bet it belonged to someone in need of salvation, perhaps a sinner such as myself. All i know is i found my salvation today! I only hope they found theirs too.
*found in sister’s bathroom and removed from sister’s brush
Delinquents
This was the first year I ever got drunk
Me pointing at my unfortunate looking baby sister
Me punching my friend in the nuts
I just woke up and is it just me or did my veins get gayer?
About to get my greek on.
(Source: 9790)
Internshiz: week 3
Gentlefolk,
I’ve been following Rob Delaney on twitter for a couple years now and my geeky little faves-collector script has amassed a frightening amount of his tweets. So much happy filth, in fact, that I thought I needed to do something with it all.
And with that, here are fourteen things…
Nine years ago I moved to Los Angeles from New York. I was a year out of college. When I found an apartment I liked, its management wanted a slightly higher security deposit than I could cover, so I asked my mom if she could wire me $300. She did so, and I picked it up at a Western Union. I brought the money to my bank, Washington Mutual (which collapsed two years ago during the recession) to deposit. The clerk at the bank was a tall, handsome, dark haired young man around my age.
